Newhard Entertainment is a highly elite filmmaking unit founded by the unprecedentedly mysterious mogul T. Newhard. Preferring to remain in his shadowy lair of secrets, Mr. Newhard has left the reigns of his cherished operation in the questionably capable and admittedly less-experienced hands of Zach Weintraub, Nandan Rao, and Sir Robert Malone.

Under the ever-present yet forever distant gaze of T., our three heroes are hopelessly devoted to creating the most ingenious arthouse classics of modern times. Follow their misadventures on the most unusual and provocative film blog you're ever likely to see.